Army vs LSU
The West Pointers took French classes this week for this Baton Rouge Battle
General Bryno wants them off the French Quarter Streets, only Discipline and Order.
With Davidson having neck problems, The Soldiers have gotta March in Step to win.
The Pesky Cats will use their Tiger Camo to Rush the Blind Side with a good DL.
John Wayne's Loser: ARMY
Clemson vs Alabama
The Proud Strutting Cats Pounced on 2 Rats and Played Cat and Mouse.
This week they have a little problem with Sore Paws and May Choke on a FurBall.
The Crimson Tide has had problems at QB and you may see That Elephant Sitting.
Touted Heisman my be just too Stiff in his Pose as The Goal Line Eludes him.
John Wayne's Loser: ALABAMA
Oklahoma vs Texas
Seems the Big Steers got into GA Moonshine last week, missing a tying FG at the Gun.
As the Wagons Roll into Austin, The Longhorns want to Buck off the Sizzlin' Sooners.
Buckner and Adams hope to Carry the Mail thru the Cow Patties to a OK Win!
Coach Big Papa won't let them look forward to the OHIO ST Match next week.
John Wayne's Loser: TEXAS
Marshall vs Arkansas
Marshal's Bison will be Stampeding into Fayetteville to Stomp Down the Razorbacks.
Coach Garrok will want to keep his Thundering Start at 2-0 intact as Under Prairie Dogs.
The Sooooooy Pigs Home Pen is sacred to them. They Love Slopping in the Mud
Could Arkansas Be the Boar Hog to carry a Victory as a Favorite Hog in the Litter.
John Wayne's Loser: ARKANSAS
Florida vs Tennessee
The Gators crawl out of the Swamp to the Gateway to the Smokies in Knoxville.
Famed Neyland Stadium on the River will Welcome the Reptiles to Rocky Top.
Florida is 1-1 vs the 2-0 Frontiersmen. If Rub a Baby Gator's Belly, he goes to Sleep
Don't Fall Off for a **** Nap Here in These Mountains. Gators can Snap off a QB's Arm.
John Wayne's Loser: FLORIDA
