The National Media has gathered in the spacious OSU Media Room and are impatiently awaiting the arrival of Athletic Director Eyeballll, who is predictably late. The smoldering murmer of the crowd ignites into a blazing roar as Eyeballll casually enters the room and approaches the podium. Eyeballll smirks and shakes his head as the manic crowd wave microphones and yell undiscernable questions at him. It's been a little crazy in the OSU Headquarters since Bryson10 boldly made what has come to be known as The Prediction. He waves his arms to calm the crowd and patiently waits for silence. When the room is quiet enough, he points to a shaking young reporter in the front.
"EYEBALLLL!!", he screams, clearly not expecting to be called on, "um... so, what were your first enotions when you saw that you had B10's vote for NCAA Champion?"
"Shock," Eyeballll responds quickly and matter of factly, "Honestly, I was happy to see that we were predicted to win the division. But scrolling down to see our logo in the Champ slot was, yeah, shocking. We weren't a good team last year. We were bad. BAAAAD! So yeah, it was a shock"
"Did you have any discussions with B10 prior to the announcement?" comes a question from the middle of the crowd.
"No, nothing like that. I guess Tommy sees something in our team that he likes. He doesn't generally go with the popular opinion, he looks carefully to find new teams that might succeed. But no, I haven't put any bugs in his ear or anything like that. It's not like I told him we were going to do something special this year."
"Did you consider stepping down after your 7-9 season last year?"
Eyeballll glares at the reporter briefly before continuing. "You don't have to remind me about the record. I know the record. And no, I didn't consider quitting." He looks down and shuffles before and goes on. "You know, in the darkest, quietest times, you do ask questions. Am I making the right decisions? Am I good enough? I've made mistakes, big ones. But we are determined to turn it around, be fiscally responsible and win games. I'm not going anywhere."
Eyeballll points to a raised hand. "What are your predictions for OSU football this year? Do they match Bryson's?"
"Well, I won't make predictions, but we have goals", Eyeballll responds, smiling, "We have a young team, we're still figuring things out. We had a great draft, added some good quality players and had a successful preseason. We feel we can compete for the division title, maybe put up 11 or 12 wins. We'd like to qualify for a Bowl Game. And we would like to win that Bowl Game. After that, well, then we can start trying to live up to Tommy's expectations."
With that last statement, Eyeballll thanks the media crowd and walks to the door, ignore the panicked yelling and frantic hands waving for his attention.